Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
love makes seman taste better
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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