Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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