The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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