I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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