Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
