That's intense
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i came on her dog
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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