btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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