i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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