Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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