How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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