Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She told me I should be a condom model.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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