Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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