Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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