Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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