Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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