4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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