i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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