put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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