My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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