Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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