I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is it because I queefed?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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