if you like me you must not know who I am
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
