My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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