you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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