Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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