just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
People in love make me want to vomit
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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