you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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