Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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