Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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