Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize