she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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