toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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