We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
