I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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