YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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