i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
