She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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