Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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