Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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