How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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