every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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