i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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