I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
