we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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