the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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