I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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