glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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