What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I need moral support for this bender
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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