dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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