Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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