11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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