She's JV to your varsity
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
