Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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