It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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